perjantai 8. huhtikuuta 2011

Hyvää syntymäpäivää ! :)


Ihan tällee alkuun
NERD ALERT ! ! ! ! !

Okei teen varmasti lauantaina jonkun kivan tekstin, mutta nyt ajattelin vain päivittää sen verran tällee blogiani että en ole kirjoittanut koska on ollut koeviikko. : ( nyyh nyyh
Mutta se on nyt ohi ja eiköhä siis juhlita koska
RESIDENT EVIL tai BIOHAZARD (miten ikinä haluatkaan sen sanoa)
Täytti 15 vuotta! Jee wooh! Wihii!
Hyvää työtä Shinji Mikami! Loistavaa työtä 8 )
Ja jos et jo nyt tajunnut niin, kyllä Resident Evil on kauhupelisarja josta en sen enempää kerro ja Biohazard on sen alkuperäinen japanilainen nimi.
Tästä sarjasta on lypsetty mm. 4 paskaa elokuvaa, novelleja, sarjakuvia, action figuureja jne
Jotenka jätän nyt teidät kuuntelemaan tätä todella hienoa Beethovenin biisiä nimeltä
Moonlight Sonata
ja lukekaa myös tässä alhaalla oleva kuuluisa "Keepers Diary" : )
Enjoy


May 9, 1998
At night, we played poker with
Scott the guard, Alias and Steve
the researcher.
Steve was very lucky, but I
think he was cheating.
What a scumbag.


May 10th 1998
Today, a high ranking researcher
asked me to take care of a new
monster.
It looks like a gorilla without
any skin. They told me to feed
them live food. When I threw in
a pig, they were playing with
it... tearing off the pig's legs
and pulling out the guts before
they actually ate it.


May 11th 1998
Around 5 o'clock this morning,
Scott came in and woke me up
suddenly. He was wearing a
protective suit that looks like
a space suit. He told me to put
one on as well.
I heard there was an accident in
the basement lab.
It's no wonder, those researchers
never rest, even at night.


May 12th 1998
I've been wearing this annoying
space suit since yesterday, my
skin grows musty and feels very
itchy.
By way of revenge, I didn't feed
those dogs today.
Now I feel better.


May 13th 1998
I went to the medical room
because my back is all swollen
and feels itchy.
They put a big bandage on my
back and the doctor told me I
did not need to wear the space
suit any more.
I guess I can sleep well tonight.


May 14th 1998
When I woke up this morning, I
found another blister on my foot.
It was annoying and I ended up
dragging my foot as I went to
the dog's pen. They have been
quiet since morning, which is
very unusual. I found that some
of them had escaped.
I'll be in real trouble if the
higher-ups find out.


May 15th 1998
Even though I didn't feel well,
I decided to go see Nancy.
It's my first day off in a long
time but I was stopped by the
guard on the way out.
They say the company has ordered
that no one leave the grounds.
I can't even make a phone call.
What kind of joke is this?!


May 16th 1998
I heard a researcher who tried
to escape from this mansion was
shot last night.
My entire body feels burning and
itchy at night.
When I was scratching the
swelling on my arms, a lump of
rotten flesh dropped off.
What the hell is happening to me?


May 19, 1998
Fever gone but itchy.
Hungry and eat doggy food.
Itchy Itchy Scott came.
Ugly face so killed him.
Tasty.
4.
Itchy.
Tasty.

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